Differences between friends & best friends
- friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
- best friends: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
- friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
- best friends: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
- friends: Help you up when you fall.
- best friends: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
- friends: Help you find your prince.
- best friends: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
- friends: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
- best friends: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
- friends: Will offer you a soda.
- best friends: Will dump theirs on you.
- friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
- best friends: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
- friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
- best friends: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
- friends: Will help you move.
- best friends: Will help you move the bodies.
- friends: Will bail you out of jail.
- best friends: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
- or
- friends: Would bail you out of jail again
- best friends: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
- friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
- best friends: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
- friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
- best friends: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
- friends: Have never seen you cry.
- best friends: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
- friends: Asks you to write down your number.
- best friends: Have you on speed dial.
- friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
- best friends: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
- friends: Only know a few things about you.
- best friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
- friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
- best friends: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
- friends: Would knock on your front door.
- best friends: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
- friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
- best friends: Already know not to tell.
- friends: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
- best friends: Are for life.
- friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
- best friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
- friends: Would read and ignore this.
- best friends: Will repost this :)
0 comments